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    Kinda of crude, but funny

    So this morning when my daughter was getting ready for school she farted really loud and said "whoops I farted."And she asked me what she supposed to say after she farts. And I said you should say pardon me or excuse me.

    But we had been singing the lyrics to "Hear Me", so we just started singing a new song....

    Can nobody smell me?
    I've got gas in my butt!
    Now I cannot breathe,
    Can you smell it too?





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    OMW hahaha this is pure gold!
    My sister and I tend to do that too, so we have for I'm So Sorry:

    A son of a hamburger
    A son of a
    I'M SO HUNGRY

    And for Friction

    You can'tfight the chicken
    So eat it all
    You can't take the turkey
    So eat it all
    Stop tellin me to eat bacon
    Eat it all
    Can't fight the chicken
    So eat it all


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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonBlumae View Post
    OMW hahaha this is pure gold!
    My sister and I tend to do that too, so we have for I'm So Sorry:

    A son of a hamburger
    A son of a
    I'M SO HUNGRY

    And for Friction

    You can'tfight the chicken
    So eat it all
    You can't take the turkey
    So eat it all
    Stop tellin me to eat bacon
    Eat it all
    Can't fight the chicken
    So eat it all

    I'm thinking you were hungry when you created these!


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    yes very probably

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